Welcome back, students!
I make the exam results for you today. Yeah, that was a bad one. I'd care to pick it on the deficiency of funding for public school teachers, so I will. I'm proud of those of you who gave ita whirl, though. You're a bright bunch. I'll be recommending you for the Advanced Placement Choco-Class in the fall. Save your appetites.
Quiet down, boys and girls. I only received this missive from the School Bored:Dear Mrs. Life by Chocolate,We noticed that your students' standardized test scores could not be found. We searched well under the mean, median, and mode. Look lady, it does not do to direct us their cute profile pictures and order us how bright they are for following your silly blog. No, no. You must distribute the following quiz pronto.